April
9, 2009
Bow Wow Wow
Obama's
failed foreign diplomacy and "blame America first" attitude emboldened
North Korea to launch a rocket that tested their plans of carrying a nuclear weapon
to other countries, including the United States.
After getting absolutely nothing
for America at the G20 Summit, Obama gave a speech saying that it was time to
end the threat of nuclear weapons. Big cheers and back slapping ensued, but were
quickly replaced by gasps as North Korea launched a test rocket that is capable
of carrying a nuclear warhead to the United States.
While Obama admonished the
North Koreans and he and his new Euro-socialist pals scrambled to determine what
sanctions can be brought against the North Koreans, Kim Jong Il celebrated a successful
in-your-face to the Inept One.
Obama huffed and puffed and shouted that there
will be consequences for North Korea. There won't be any consequences. Kim Jong
Il called Obama's bluff. Obama has now shown Asia that he really is just a paper
tiger. The United Nations did nothing as the Security Council has Russia and China
as members that veto any such resolutions put forth by America.
The Russians
can hardly wait to get a hold of this Imbecile in Chief. They know there is no
brain inside Obama's empty suit. If it isn't on a teleprompter, Obama doesn't
know what to say. When it is on the teleprompter, he doesn't even know what it
means.
Obama brought twelve teleprompters to Europe. Apparently, he was worried
that they would fail and he wanted redundancy. While the teleprompters did not
fail, they didn't work as smoothly as the spineless one had hoped. Often stopping
in mid sentence, Obama looked the part of the fool as he waited for the teleprompters
to tell him what his next words were to be.
The build-up to the G20 Summit was
more gaffes by Obama and his wife. They presented the Queen with an iPod that
was loaded with speeches that Obama has made. The Queen already has an iPod, so
fortunately for Her Majesty all of the tripe Obama had preloaded will be erased
when the Queen goes to sync up the new device to her existing iTunes account.
To
culminate his Apology Tour, the slobbering Obama was sure to make his last gaffe
a big one. Obama bowed before Saudi King Abdullah. The White House was quick to
deny what everybody saw, saying that he was simply bending to make it easier for
the shorter King to shake his hand. Interestingly, he didn't do the same for the
Queen of England who is far shorter than Abdullah. This White House will lie about
anything.
Obama is an embarrassment to the United States. Of course, Europe
cheers him on as they want America to fail. They all marvel at how such an idiot
could possibly have been elected. The only thing in which the G20 leaders could
agree is that they don't like America. When Obama blamed America for Europe's
ills, they cheered. When Obama asked them for their support, they basically told
Obama to forget about it.
Stinging from his 8-day world gaffe tour, Obama decided
to make a "surprise" visit to the troops. The only ones "surprised"
were the media. Of course, the military were told of his visit to make sure things
were secure and to have only a pro-Obama audience. Soldiers were handpicked and
told to wildly cheer the Imbecile in Chief. Obama looked more like North Korea's
Kim Jong Il in his staged appearance.
Poor Kim Jong Il. He must be extremely
upset that he won't get an iPod from Obama and that Hillary is angry. However,
he is very busy getting ready for the next launch.
TLG
