August
21, 2008
10 Reasons You Won't Name Your Choice for VP
Your
convention is just a few days away. You're falling like a rock in the polls, you're
caught lying about your record, which is virtually nonexistent, you have to take
a joke McCain made and try to make it sound like he was serious, but nothing you
do gets anyone excited. What do you do, what do you do?
Well, if your Obama
you say you've finally made a decision on who is to be your running mate. However,
you won't tell anyone because:
10. you really haven't made a choice
9. you've
made a choice, but it really sucks
8. you've made a choice, but you haven't
told the person you've chosen
7. you haven't made a choice because all of your
potential democrats suck and you're hoping someone will guess and give you a name
of which you hadn't thought
6. the person you've chosen is more qualified than
you, which probably accounts for everyone on your list
5. you actually found
a person less qualified than yourself, but they aren't a citizen and you don't
know whether that is Constitutional
4. you've chosen someone who will be voting
for you, but they're dead
3. your choice has a criminal record like most of
your business associates
2. you're waiting for Friday 3pm EST so Rush Limbaugh
won't have time to make fun of you before the weekend
1. you've made a choice,
but you need someone to put it on the teleprompter, otherwise you won't be able
to speak
Barack Hussein Obama - a man of "hope" and "change."
A nominee decision the democrats hope they can change.
