July 7, 2008
Plane
Trouble? No, Just Plain Trouble
Let's say you're running the Barack Obama
puppet show. The script has been written for a speech on the economy, another
subject of which Obama knows nothing, to be delivered in Charlotte, North Carolina.
The campaign people in Charlotte call at the last moment telling you that there
is virtually no one in attendance. What do you do?
Well, you know you have
to cancel, but you can't do it for the real reason. No, you're a liberal democrat.
You need to come up with a good excuse. An excuse that will not only get Obama
off the hook, but also take the eyes off the state of North Carolina, where Obama
doesn't have a prayer.
North Carolina. It's a Republican stronghold. They'll
ask questions. Real questions that Obama won't be able to answer. What to do,
what to do? Ah ha! Plane trouble!
Not even Obama is aware of what's happening
behind the scenes. Remember, he's just the puppet. The pilots are told to invent
some sort of mechanical trouble to land the plane. They think it's some sort of
security issue and go along with the ruse. They advise the passengers that it
is not an emergency, but they need to land as a precautionary measure.
Okay,
so Obama doesn't waste time and money in North Carolina. Better to put the effort
into planning for the bussing in of thousands of friends and family to the last
night of the democrat convention in Denver. It's much easier to fill a stadium
with ignorance and stupidity with almost two months time in which to do it, than
face reality in North Carolina.
TLG
