April
12, 2009
Yo O, Yo O, He's as Spineless as Can Be
For
the first time, Somali terrorists on the high seas took over a cargo ship that
was crewed entirely by Americans. The USS Maersk Alabama was hijacked off the
coast of Somalia. While details are still not known, the American crew was able
to regain control of the ship. However, the Somalian terrorists kidnapped the
captain, Richard Phillips.
Currently, US warships have surrounded the cowardly
Somali terrorists in the encapsulated lifeboat they used for their escape.
Obama
has remained silent about the issue. While giving a press conference on housing,
a reporter asked Obama about the situation. Obama's response was, "Guys,
we're talking about housing right now." Apparently, Obama's teleprompter
was not loaded with any scripts on the Somali terrorists.
When
Hillary Clinton, the Secretary of State, was asked about the situation, she laughed.
Now,
no one expects Obama to know what to do. After all, he's an idiot. However, surely
he can say more on the subject. Maybe he's afraid of upsetting the terrorist community
organizers of the Somali coast? Obama wants to have this treated as a criminal
matter and to accord the Somali terrorists with Miranda rights. Obama wants no
action taken that will harm civilians, including the Somali terrorists.
In Obama's
Orwellian Newspeak, this is simply a "man-caused disaster" that has
resulted in an "overseas contingency operation."
Okay, Obama, TLG
is going to help you. Here's what needs to be done:
- Rescue Captain Phillips
- Then
kill every Somali terrorist that is in the area
- Next, sink every boat
along the entire Somali coast; not even a raft should be left
- Carpet bomb
the entire Somali coast
- Set up a naval blockade of the Somali Coast; Somalia
has lost the right to use the sea
US Navy Rescues Captain Phillips
 Going
against Obama's orders, the US Navy engaged the Somali terrorists in s firefight.
Killing three of the terrorists, Captain Richard Phillips was rescued and is safe.
The operation was executed by US Navy SEALs.
No thanks to Obama or Hillary's
"Pirate Outreach Program," the American military brought justice to
the high seas. Unfortunately, the spineless and inept Barack Hussein Obama will
not follow through to prevent further terrorism off the Somali Coast. Obama
is believed to be grieving the loss of his Muslim Somali brethren while he and
Hillary breathe a sigh of relief at not having to make a decision. |
When other countries complain about the harshness of the US response
and the loss of civilian life, Obama should say he's talking about housing and
then send Hillary out to laugh about it.
If any country has a problem with
such a response, the US should ask, "What are you going to do about?"
When they go running to the UN Security Council, the US should say nothing and
then veto every resolution they attempt to make.
Ah, but we must live in reality.
We have an inept, anti-American coward in the White House who has surrounded himself
with absolute idiots and tax cheats. He will tell us that we must understand the
Somali community organizers and bailout Somalia. Obama will look to the rest of
the world for a united response and that response will be to do nothing.
John
Kerry, a Vietnam veteran who received the Purple Heart for shooting himself in
the ass, has threatened to have senate hearings on the issue. In response, the
Somali terrorists were heard singing, "Yo O, Yo O, Obama's the one for me!"
TLG
