June 24, 2008

Pimp My Seal
Forget about "change." Barack doesn't have an original idea about anything. His latest theft wasn't plagiarism. No, this time he took the Presidential Seal and gave it the Obama Twist.

The steal...er...seal, which almost dwarfed Obama's scrawny physique, had a big letter "O" over the middle of the eagle instead of the shield. Maybe it isn't a letter "O," maybe it's a big fat zero as in any original thoughts coming out of his pea brain.

Instead of the Latin phrase "E Pluribus Unum," which means "From many, one," Obama has "Vero Possumus." He thinks that means, "Yes We Can." Not exactly, it means "In truth, be able." Maybe it's Ebonic Latin? Obama probably has an Asian character tattoo that he thinks says "Peace," but really means "idiot."

The outer ring of his stolen state seal has an ad for his web site. Maybe Obama has a thick gold chain and he wears this around his neck? If Obama becomes the president, will the presidential limo be lowered and be able to bounce up and down?

If this doesn't just tell everyone what an empty suit he is, nothing will. Obama was shamed into retiring the seal saying it was only meant for one speech. Yeah, right, whatever you say Obama.

TLG

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