August
6, 2008
Obama's Paris Hilton Video is a Hit and Backfires!
The
Obama camp used Paris Hilton
to get back at the McCain campaign for the "He's the One" video. That
video compared Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as celebrities. It went
on to show how Obama thinks of himself as the Messiah with actual idiotic ranting
by Obama that were cult-like.
In the Paris Hilton video, the voiceover introduction
refers to McCain as the "oldest celebrity in the world." Then, Hilton
calls McCain that "wrinkly white-haired guy." She refers to herself
as just "hot." Hilton then goes on to state her energy policy.
Hilton,
if you recall, is best known for her pornographic homemade video of her performing
oral sex on some guy. She's also known for drunk driving, reckless driving, driving
with a suspended license and going to jail. She is also well known for buying
small dogs as if they were fashion accessories.
Laying in a lounge chair and
never changing position, the video only shows Hilton as a glistening hottie in
a one-piece swimsuit. This has gained the video popularity for her almost gone
sex appeal. Watching the video a second or third time, the viewer catches a brief
glimpse her now out of shape mid section.
Surprisingly, Hilton actually sounds
intelligent explaining her energy policy. It has the bloggers writing how they'd
vote for her and how great "her" plan is, thinking they're sticking
it to John McCain. The problem is, when the video is actually studied beyond ogling
over Hilton, it's a big backfire to the Obama campaign.
Hilton's "plan"
is to drill for oil off-shore while developing new energy technologies and
conserving energy. This has caused some viewers of the video to rally around
the idea. Recall that Obama's plan
is to inflate your car's tires. However, McCain's plan is to drill for
oil off-shore while developing new energy technologies and conserving energy.
Kind of like bottled water, people are raving about the "product" because
of its packaging, not its actual content.
Obama is claiming that we can save
more oil by inflating your tires than by drilling. If we were to assume that everyone
is currently driving on flat tires, maybe he would have a point. Obama's ignorance
of physics, all things mechanical and common sense may cause his mindless followers
to over-inflate their tires. This may cause a fatal accident due to a blow-out.
It will also cause excessive tire wear. By the way, to manufacture an average
tire requires 8 quarts of oil. So, Obama's plan will likely cause deaths, injuries
and even more oil consumption.
The biggest backfire isn't just that it promotes
McCain's stand on energy. No, the biggest problem for Obama is that it shows an
ignorant and stupid bimbo that can read a script, just like Obama can. Yet neither
Hilton nor Obama can speak with any clarity without a teleprompter.
Sorry guys,
most of you cheering for Hilton to be president are too young to vote. Besides,
Hilton is only 27 years old and not qualified under the US Constitution to be
president. Which brings us to the next problem with the video.
As mentioned,
Hilton and the video keep attacking McCain for his age. He's about 72. That should
be an eye-opener for the moronic Hilton. John McCain will just be finishing his
second term as the 44th president of the United States as Hilton will be approaching
a bimbo career-ending age of 35 or 36. It is doubtful anyone will have any interest
in watching Paris Hilton then.
