October 24, 2007

Hillary Out of Touch with Reality
The woman, who blamed a "vast right-wing conspiracy" on reports that her husband was receiving oral sex from a young White House intern, is still in denial. Hillary thinks that Bill is romantic...with her!

While attempting to take over one seventh of the US economy via government controlled health care while Bill was president, Hillary spent much of her time defending Bill and attacking the women he abused both as president and as governor of Arkansas.

Thanks to Bill's infidelities and Hillary's distraction by them, the damage the two caused this country over eight years was mitigated by the Republicans taking control of both houses for the first time in 40 years in 1994.

As for her distorted view on romance, Hillary explained Bill's recent gift of a Chanel watch with a band made of white cubes in a recent interview with Essence Magazine. "I had dental surgery, and he said it reminded him of teeth," she said. Sorry, Hillary, we doubt it was your teeth of which the watch reminded Bill. Bill probably bought a box of cigars, too. Hillary also mentioned that Bill gave her a giant wooden giraffe from Africa. Hillary should be on the lookout for a woman with a long neck and long legs.

In the interview, Hillary actually gives out marital advice. She said, "...I never doubted that it was a marriage worth investing in even in the midst of those challenges, and I'm really happy that I made that decision...I think it's so important for women to stand up for the right of women to make a decision that is best for them."

In other words, Hillary is willing to overlook Bill's numerous infidelities where he broke their sacred oath to each other as long as she can have power and influence. That should tell you something about how she would run the country.

The truth is that Bill's legacy is a stain on an intern's dress and a stain on the office of the president. In the unlikely event that Hillary should be come president, look for four years of scandal aimed solely to enrich Hillary Rodham Clinton.

TLG

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