July
30, 2008
Not the Ludacris I Know
Barack
Obama's friend, rapper Ludacris, born Christopher Bridges, has a new "song,"
Politics: Obama Is Here. While Bridges does his best to sound ghetto and
Obama does his best to sound Ivy League, both are nothing but posers.
The lyrics
of this rap-crap include:
"Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant...McCain
don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed. Yeah I said it cause Bush
is mentally handicapped...So get off your ass, black people, it's time to get
out and vote. Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified."
Sorry,
Christopher, no white people are afraid of a black president. What we fear is
another liberal like the lily-white Jimmy Carter. We're sure your audience will
be screaming "No Justice, no peace!" if Hillary steals this nomination
from Obama or when McCain crushes Obama in the general election.
Both of these
"boyz from da hood" wouldn't survive walking through a real ghetto on
their own. Obama was afraid to leave his Humvee on his Middle East vacation and
needed three rock bands and the promise of free beer to draw some 200,000 Germans
to hear his nonsense.
Obama spokes-hole Bill Burton tried to distance Obama
from Obama's friend, Ludacris. However, the spineless Obama has yet to comment
on this himself. If he does, he'll probably say what he said about his pastor
of 20 years, the Reverend Wright, and convicted felon Antoin "Tony"
Rezko: "This is not the Ludacris I know!"