March 8, 2007

Another Liberal Victim
Rosie O'Donnell, the talentless, fat and unattractive loud mouth announced that she is clinically depressed. She says this as if it were some revelation to us. After all, who wouldn't be depressed, if they woke up and discovered that they were Rosie O'Donnell? Does she blame it on her obesity? Is it because she's loud and rude? How about because she pretends to be a lesbian simply because no man will have her? No, it's none of those things. Rosie blames it on the massacre at Columbine High School in Colorado. She actually said this. No, she wasn't joking.

She claims that she "couldn't stop crying." She said that "I stayed in my room with the lights off." Being stuck in a room with Rosie, having the lights off would be a blessing. Now, if there was just a sock to stuff in her mouth, maybe one could survive the visit.

Rosie said she felt that it (the Columbine massacre) had happened to her children. Oh really? Let's do the math for her. Math is always a difficult subject for liberals. Not because they are bad at math, but because numbers don't lie. The Columbine Massacre happened in 1999. Her eldest adopted child was born in 1995. Her second adopted child was born in 1997. Her third child and actual biological daughter (which of course was conceived with sperm donation) was born in 2002. So, none of her children were school age at the time of the tragedy at Columbine.

O'Donnell says she treats her depression by inversion therapy. That's right, she hangs upside down for 15 to 30 minutes a day. Liberals need all the help they can get to get circulation to their tiny brains. It's a wonder her house doesn't collapse from her weight. She could help herself and others by hanging from her neck. So, let's not feel sorry for the true victims of the Columbine Massacre, let's feel sorry for Rosie. Boo-hoo-hoo.

The real reason for this "revelation" has nothing to do with depression, a very real mental illness. The real reason is Rosie still can't overcome her past hypocrisy. You see, Rosie has been an outspoken (loud-mouth) anti-gun liberal. However, when Rosie's children finally started going to school, she hired an armed guard to be present with the children on school grounds. Rosie thinks guns for the rich are okay, but the average law-abiding citizen shouldn't have a gun for protection.

Rosie's depression doesn't end with Columbine. She has SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Again, this is not TLG joking. Rosie becomes depressed with the weather. If it's not sunny for Rosie, she cries. Please, Mr. Sun, don't make Rosie cry!

If Rosie actually suffers from clinical depression, Columbine and the weather are not to blame. It's because she is an obnoxious, liberal B-otch. Liberals are always depressed. Is it any wonder? Look at them. They are anti-everything. The cause for their woes is always because of someone else's success.

True, Rosie has a lot of money. Some would measure that as success. However, look at her. Even all of her money can't change the fact that Rosie is Rosie. A fugly woman inside and out. She can't understand that. She started her show business career as a comedian. Who doesn't laugh at fat women that are stupid enough to call attention to themselves? She later made a guest appearance on Nip 'n' Tuck. How appropriate! Now, her fan base is made up of fat, depressed women who identify with her.

A true measure of success is not identifying with Rosie O'Donnell. Using dead children to obtain sympathy is just so liberal and so Rosie. Rosie will never be rosy.

TLG

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