May 21, 2007

Not Just a Liberal, but Also a Fool
Last month, TLG told you how democrat congressman Dennis "The Menace" Kucinich was trying to go after Vice President Chaney. Kucinich is also running for president.

What you may not know is that the 60 year old, bald, 5' 7" liberal is married to Elizabeth. Elizabeth is 29 years old and six feet tall before she wears her high heels.

Kucinich looks foolish enough with the worst comb-over in the country. However, he had to compound it by not just marrying a woman 31 years younger, but one that also towers over him. Then again, most people do tower over the Ohio democrat in both height and intellect.

He proposed to her on their second meeting and they were married after knowing each other for three months. This isn't a love story. It's a story about two kooks. Elizabeth thinks she was destined to marry Kucinich because she lived on a street named Dennis' Lane. Just to add to the new age idiocy, Dennis is a vegan, Elizabeth had her tongue pierced and wears a metal stud through it, and, the cherry on the top is that Shirley MacLaine attended their wedding in August of 2005.

Sorry, TLG doesn't have any comments from Dennis' two previous wives. Dennis' last marriage ended some twenty years ago, when Elizabeth was nine years old.

TLG

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