April 18, 2007

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Prepare for the Next Liberal Crisis
Move over global warming. The next liberal crisis is about to take your place. What is it? The Ice Age? No that was the 70's. The Ozone Hole? No, that was the 80's. Get with the times, this is the 21st century. It's honey bees!

That's right, honey bees. It seems that across the nation, honey bees are disappearing. They are down 25% from their peak. Forget the fact that it's winter, a time when they typically dwindle. No, there's a liberal cause to be fought!

The liberals have run into science and common sense, once again, and the global warming hoax is all but finished. It will still be around for a while, however, it will fade as did the New Ice Age scare, the Ozone Hole, etc.

So, while honey bees are extremely important for our agriculture, it's doubtful that this decline in their population is anything but a cyclic thing such as the "hole" in the ozone layer. In the meantime, the liberals need to find some reason to attack the American economy. You see, if people are successful and prosperous, they won't depend on government. Of course, the only way for the liberal' socialist agenda to survive is through a large, invasive government.

They even have a name for it, "CCD." It stands for Colony Collapse Disorder. Do you suffer from CCD? Although, no dead bees have been found inside or outside the hives, the liberals want to blame it on something man-made. Since bees like warmer weather, it's not global warming. Of course, this past April has been extremely cold with snow falling in record levels, so prepare for the theory of global warming to collapse before all of the beehives collapse. Maybe the temperature is too cold for the bees?

The liberals usual choice in such matters is pesticides. However, since millions of people have died from insect-born diseases since the banning of DDT, they're probably going to go after something different. Don't be surprised if the liberal attack targets cell phones. That's the buzz. You read it here first.

TLG

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