March
7, 2009
Hill-Billy Diplomacy
Hillary
Clinton ran her presidential campaign on experience. Unfortunately, that "experience"
was simply enabling Bill Clinton to fool around with other women and she defended
it by calling it a "vast right-wing conspiracy." Fortunately, she wasn't
elected. However, she is now Obama's mouthpiece to the world as Secretary of State.
Obama,
lacking any executive experience, was elected on his theme of "change."
Of course, the only change we've seen is what's left in our pockets after he's
destroyed the American economy. So, Obama, the inept one, sends Hillary out to
the world with her vast experience in foreign affairs.
After visiting Asia where
she embarrassingly begged the communist Chinese to loan money to the US, provoked
North Korea's lunatic Kim Jong il into threatening nuclear war, she went on to
the Middle East. There she passed on Obama's offer of almost $1,000,000,000 that
we can't afford to the terrorist group Hamas under the guise of rebuilding Gaza
which they caused to be destroyed after attacking Israel.
Hillary didn't stop
there. No, there was still all of Europe in which to look foolish. Firstly, she
didn't know the names of her European counterparts and badly mispronounced them.
Later, while speaking at the European Parliament, she baffled all in proclaiming
the United States as an older democracy than any of Europe's. She said, "It
is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very
respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been
around a lot longer than European democracy." As even school children know,
Europe's democracies can be traced back to that of ancient Greece.
It was then
on to Geneva where she met Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. She handed
him a comical gift that had everyone laughing at her, not the gift. It was a small
box with a bow. Inside, was a plastic red button with the Russian word "peregruzka"
printed on it. It was supposed to be a reset button to symbolize resetting relations
between the US and Russia.
Hillary proudly said, "We worked hard to get
the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?" Lavrov told her that it
was not correct. He told her it translated to "overcharge." Besides
being inept at getting an interpreter to look at it first, the "red button"
actually symbolizes nuclear war. It was probably the same person who tried to
give Obama's plagiarized Presidential
Seal the campaign's motto of "Yes We Can" in Latin.
Don't worry,
Hillary, there's still Africa and South America.
TLG
