January
07, 2008
The "Beast"
Remember
when Obama pimped the Presidential Seal?
Well, now GM has pimped the presidential limo. Dubbed the "Beast" by
the Secret Service, Obama's new ride will be one ugly piece from MoTown. One look
at it and we should all be screaming for our bailout money to be returned.
With
five inches of armor plating that make the doors eight inches thick, bulletproof
glass, tires that can run without air, passenger compartment sealed off from chemical
attack and more they won't tell us, the only thing "green" about the
Beast is its doors' paint job. While the gas mileage is not revealed, it's not
a hybrid and it probably gets something like five miles to the gallon. Since Obama
won't be the driver, the steering wheel won't be of the tiny low rider variety.
Of
course, the president needs to be protected, but this is the Messiah's car. Wasn't
it the Messiah who promised us that the world will love and respect us, if he
is elected? The truth is, this is the most hated president elect in history and
he isn't making any new friends along the way.
With his questionable cabinet
appointments, even his fellow democrats are starting to grumble. His liberal base
has been upset with everything he's done so far. From picking the Reverend
Rick Warren for his invocation to keeping Robert
Gates as Secretary of Defense, the libs are fit to be tied.
The Secret Service
has nicknamed Obama "Renegade." He is an absolute joke and now he's
going to be riding around in the "Beast." His driver, Joe Funk who used
to be Bill Clinton's driver (change, you know), says that Obama will be totally
isolated from the world. Still, no change.
TLG
