July 4, 2007
A Green Offender
Al Gore's son, Al Gore III (can you believe there are three of them?!) was arrested early this morning for reckless driving under the influence and possession of drugs, again.
Al Gore the Third was driving at over 100 miles per hour in the southern California community of Laguna Hills in south Orange County at 2:15 in the morning. California's bars close at 2:00 am.
After being stopped, the officer smelled marijuana. Little Al Gore was found not only to have marijuana, but also two prescription bottles containing Valium, Vicadin, Xanax, and Adderall. He had no prescription for any of the drugs including no California medical permit for marijuana. This was the second time in four years that he has been arrested for marijuana.
Baby Al Gore, 24, was arrested and booked into the Orange County Jail in Santa Ana.
His mommy and daddy were unavailable for comment as they were on their way back from Europe. However, TLG imagines Al Gore will be very upset.
TLG, being the compassionate conservatives we are want to ease Al Gore's probable anger at his idiot son. Like his father, although Al Gore III is an idiot, he is a green idiot. He was smoking the "herbs" and driving a Toyota Prius, a hybrid that his father promotes as environmentally friendly. Young Al Gore probably just got confused between MPH and MPG and thought he was saving gas even faster!
No doubt daddy will try to pay his son's $20,000 bail with carbon credits. After all, Orange County is made up of mostly Republican districts, so it must be "a vast right-wing conspiracy," except that Santa Ana is heavily democrat. Maybe he will sue for a recount of the charges.
